- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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