What did the man say to his doctor?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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