Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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9/11

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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