- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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