Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Barack Obama.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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