- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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