Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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