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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

WILLYS

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

PENIS :)

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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