A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Once upon a time a was born

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why did the black guy die? cancer

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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