Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

men's rights activists

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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