- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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