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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jesus Christ

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

race-car = rac-ecar

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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