Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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