Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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