- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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