- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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