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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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