- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I have cancer. And you're next.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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