Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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