- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

i hate non minorities!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

No antijoke here.

Poop

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??