What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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you see theres this guy.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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