Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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