Why are they the "living" daylights?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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I'm homeless.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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