- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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