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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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