- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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