Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

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