- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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