why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

batman farted so hes retarded

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is green and slow Grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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