- Anti Joke

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes