What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Neil is a reterd.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Fine, ladies first.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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