- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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womens rights

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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