What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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