Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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