SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

read me write me

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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