- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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