- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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