- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

how much fish could a chicken

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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