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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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