- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

George W. Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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