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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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