Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Weaner

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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