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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Good job, son.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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