- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

My cat just died.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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