- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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