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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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