What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

hey guys im gay

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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