- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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