- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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