Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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