- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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