Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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