- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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