- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

hola said the chinese man

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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