why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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