- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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