How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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