Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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poo

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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