- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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