-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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