- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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