Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

no rasist joks

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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