- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

women's rights.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

knock knock come in !

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

kieran is a homosexual

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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