A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Obama = ebola

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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