- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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