Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Happy Monday!

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Haha, I get it..

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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