Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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