What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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