So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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I'm Polish.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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