Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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