- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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