What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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