- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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