Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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