- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Your big dick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Barack Obama.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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