- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Dwarf Shortage

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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