Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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