- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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