Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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