periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Matt is a Duster!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

this website is a bad joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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