Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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