- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

your mom.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is white and black and red all over.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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