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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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