- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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