Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why dont they make black forks

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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