- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Charlie Sheen

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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