- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Women.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

13 =B you just learned something

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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