A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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