- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

like most people my age. im 27

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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