- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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