So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Justin Bieber

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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meatspin.fr

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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