- Anti Joke

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo