- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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