Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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were you expecting a joke

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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