A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

N-E Pats never cheated

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops