A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

knock knock? come in

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock knock. Get out!!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

nothing

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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