- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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