- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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