- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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