What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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