There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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