- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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