- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??