- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

If the 49ers won the superbowl

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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