why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Badabing.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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deez nuts

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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