What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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read me write me

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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