What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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