- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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