- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

i saw amango it splootered

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why so serious ?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's 1+1? 69.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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