- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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