- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Poker? I barely even know her.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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