A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's up? Your time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Anti Joke

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