what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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