- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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