- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

An Asian with a big dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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