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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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