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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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