- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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