- Anti Joke

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Guess what? I like trains.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!