- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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