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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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