A dancer walks into a barre

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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