- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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