What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Male leadership.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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