- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's brown an sticky Shit

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what's the difference between a duck?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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