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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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