When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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black people swimming

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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your so fat. your fat!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

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