If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Praise Paisley

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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