What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Leave. Now.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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