Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A miserable man committed suicide.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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