- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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