- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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