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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Women's rights

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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