A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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