What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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FUCK YOU

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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