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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Justin beiber..

womens rights.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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