- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

i like turtles

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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