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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A black man walks out of a police station

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