- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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