haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

womens rights

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Democracy.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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