- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Shltskc gw? G

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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