- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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