What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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