- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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