- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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