A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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