- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.