It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

jews

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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