- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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