I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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