- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

bangers and mash?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

drugs.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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