- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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