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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

roses are red poo is poo

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do I hate? people

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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