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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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