Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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where's mom I killed her

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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