- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Matthew Wyckoff

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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