How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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i dont fisish anythi

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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