hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

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