whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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