- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

So FDR walks into a bar.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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