- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

read this sentence again.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

the power to turn magnetism into light

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what is the world worst joke? this one

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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