- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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