- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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