- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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