- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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