- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

drugs.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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