Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Racial Equality

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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