What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

This is a random Anti joke.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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