Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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