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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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