- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

autistic kids rock

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

I'm homeless.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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