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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

an emo girl walked into a white room

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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