- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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