- Anti Joke

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers