- Anti Joke

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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