- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I like school Said no one ever.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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