A black man walks out of a police station

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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