- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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