- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

whats green and lives in the water

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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