- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

a black man pays his child support

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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