Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Smeg...

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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