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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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