- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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