- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Okay.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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