The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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