A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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