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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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