- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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