why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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