- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A house comes around the corner.

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