How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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YOU

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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