- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

women's rights.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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