- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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