- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what are you mike bibby?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Sir, your wife is dead

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

roses are red violets should be purple

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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